Breaking Dawn Rant

I don’t know why I’ve been seeing people telling how they are not that much excited regarding Breaking Dawn or how they actually rant that its just another boring Twilight franchise.
Believe me, I’ve been seeing GUY BLOGGERS and GUY whatevers as such lurking over the internet spilling spoilers of Breaking Dawn telling those who expect the movie to be another swoon-over-edward-or-jacob-i-don’t-care film for their fellow men to watch.
Watching it before all you guys do, here are my points:
- Yes, there were boring parts (specially when Bella is mumbling and breathing like she doesn’t know what to say next)
- There were slow parts (I mean so slow I felt like scenes of it where copied in a Korean film where everything seem like major slow-paced)
- It wasn’t a sex-filled saga, like almost everyone is expecting since it has been rated PG-13 (I must say the consummation scene was quite stunning and very discreet in showing their skins)
- The wedding was just as exquisite as I have imagined it (and you can actually spot Meyer in there!)
- Edward is handsome. Period.
- Jacob is clothed. Most of the time. (So guys wouldn’t actually feel, you know, a tad insecure.)
- The story did not revolve much about who was better for Bella but rather what was actually better for her. So you know, its not about who gets to have more girls swooning, really.
- The effects were close to perfect. Especially the bloody gore part of Bella’s weird delivery. It was weird, and frightening. For a split second of my life, I didn’t want to be a vampire.
- The movie is not just good for the Twihards. But for the non-Twihards, too. Its good that you can easily grasp the thought of the movie even if you haven’t read the book (like I do)
- Flightless Bird, American Mouth was a perfect vow song. <3
- Werewolves + Vampires fighting = coolness.
- My heart sank with Edward reviving Bella who was as hard as a rock and as pale as a zombie. I died a little in that scene. Lulz. (Edward, you are the man!)
- Volturi is exceptionally uncanny. (Who does ever kill a sexy woman for a mere wrong spelling, eh?)
You see, its really NOT so another fangirl film. The truth is, you might actually want a guy friend you can squeeze and pinch throughout the movie. Hahaha. As for me, I actually held on to my seat as an alternative. Shame. ;_;
But it’s a two-thumbs up. And its thrilling enough to make you crave for the next part. Like err, this? :D

If this is not enough to convince you that its just as worth as your every penny, go ahead buy yourself a movie ticket and a popcorn and go straight to the cinema. Have fun!



